6 Person Vertical Grilling Sombrero: $44.99 (lowest price ever, excellent reviews)

So “Vertical Grilling Sombrero” is the best product description that will ever exist. Ever. Just look at this spectacular monstrosity! I’m not even sure where to begin! There’s meat STUCK TO IT, cooking, I assume? And there’s vats of cheese in there, I think. It gets excellent reviews so either it’s amazing at all it does, or it’s the best pot-luck conversation starter / dirty Santa gift on the market. VERTICAL GRILLING SOMBRERO!!!